February 2012
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misseros asked: ugh your username made my day.
I guess nobody has anything positive to say about...
“The Oscars were so predictable…how did such-and-such win…Billy Crystal fucking sucks…it lacks that Ratneresque charm…Emma Stone’s big bow…”
This has been the general climate I’ve been hearing about tonight’s Oscars telecast: bitch, bitch, bitch, moan, moan, moan. The Oscars, shockingly, was not as people pictured.
The people who...
dadfather:
Tune in for tomorrow’s episode of I Wonder If Anyone At School Has Noticed I’ve Been Wearing The Same Pair of Jeans for Over Two Months
My 6,000th “liked” post.
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MST3K wrist tattoo
help me make this possible!
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At the show I went to tonight, they marked your entry by giving you a straight line across the wrists with a blue Sharpie. Great, now everybody’s gonna think I tried to cut myself with a blue Sharpie. Cutting yourself is so 2002.
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I’m tired of feeling hopeless. Sometimes I wish the past could just erase itself from my memory so that I could fully enjoy the present.
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Only Patricia Arquette can combine instant coffee and Diet Coke and still look hot.
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